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Pughguy2 · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:41 pm Post subject: muh name be travis

hi yall
muh name be travis turnupseed and i is ah car hop at da bizzy bee diner/furst aid stop and ah writes poum trie oh love you done lef me all alon last nite by muhsef an ah crid muhsef tah sleep alone by muhsef oh missahree missahree ah thinks eyes gonna die cause ah hurts rell bad an my pantree aint gots no fude and my momma dun told me dat ah cant liv hom no mo ifun ah dont giv up sum monay dat i works so hurd fer an muh pappy dun dyed an we didnt have tha monay tah put him in da groun an hes starun tah get ah bit ripe oh missahree missahree
bye travis turnupseed
po at
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Pughguy2 · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:04 am Post subject:

oh mawre, oh mawre what tha heck yah done tah me. muh eyeballs burn an i cant pee. oh mawre, ah sade OH mawRE
by travis turnipseed
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Pughguy2 · Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject:

muh peacup truk done brok down taday over on fm129 and muh corn dried out cause da dry spel an my muther com ah lokun fer me cause ah owe her big time but no one cares ah dawgs lik bout me all by muh lonsum drunk with ah hav roted balone samitch in muh hand guess ill go tah slep nite
by travis turnupseed
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is the substance of his screams-

allicreate · Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1147 Location: florida

howdy travis
welcome dee to de poat place
i surly hope dat ya get back 2 dis place.
i sorwy ya ben haven a pig pokes of a time
but min life ain't no bacon ether
wellody kep in tuch
petuna shadesweller

esmeralda · Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 1628 Location: Central America

well, dang it travis, I just don no how I miss yer post here. I see ya've met Miss Petuni here....she's trouble ya know... Wal, I hope yu'all like it here (Doggonit it's really hard for a native Spanish speaker to do other accents, so I did the best i could) I hope yu'all come back...dis place is da bomb.
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Pughguy2 · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:58 pm Post subject:

hotDAM .. wemens. y hiddie msTunyah. Ah picked ah tunyah once (picked muh nos two) ate ah tunyah fish samitch toalso. ah evun snifned ah tunyah onced when maw werent ah l@@kun.
day msCarmen hope tha day yah be havun be ah likable un and yah dont snag yer toe nale on ah slow movun creter. ifun i's knew dare was wemens hear i'd ah com munch suener
i comed upon ah crrrawly thang
an ah smuched it
gu com oozun out
an got on muh shu
kindda pized me off ah bit
but here ah is
poumizun
an jawun wit wemens
travis turnupseed emf gaa an sech
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the only thing he has to eat,
is the substance of his screams-

allicreate · Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1147 Location: florida

howdie doun yall
i sertanly kud of uzed dat bug wen i got dwn 2 dat watr hole. den chekens ben ating all den bugs and i ant has eny fer fishen. de crec ben abet dri sem of dem cety folk mov her for da sumer and dey den dug a pit in der yard ta swim. dang cety fellers . ya mest b rich fer a havn tuna. i red abut den on a can den city fella toshed out in my yard.
blessed be ya
petuna

esmeralda · Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 1628 Location: Central America

Hey Travis, I think you have some real competition from this Petunia gal...she's even harder to understand than u are.. Laughing

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"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Pughguy2 · Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:27 am Post subject:

She talks ah bit lik muh mudder. I only finashed grade tree in skol. Ah figered miss tunyah done did all tha way tah six-sebun. ah buzzzz fer smert wemens. day's da bomb.
and ewes an fune wemen. fune wemens is fune. this is mor fun dan sippun scider. ah gotta go slop dem pigs and milk da schkens.
be gud to ah bug day is comun soon
travis turnseed
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the only thing he has to eat,
is the substance of his screams-

allicreate · Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1147 Location: florida

i got a fifth graid edukshun. dats wat dey givun me 4 me gradu8shun.
sur wuz smooth. clem say i em slow cuz itws slow gin. and he dun drunc a halv pint of liten on hiz gradu8shun.

hepee bugz day

yur frend
petuna

Pughguy2 · Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:23 am Post subject:

Sloo gin ill do yah in
least dats wha muh pappy sade
hed only drenk tha stuff he made
dats why he cam up dade.
RIP Pap
travis turnupseed

Yah know, when I was in 'round 6th-8th grade, we had this ole time country boy in our school. He was a cowboy/farmer, and was a real neat feller. Had ah name that I always though was cool, and he'd probably break my jaw ifun he knew I was ah using it Twisted Evil

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is the substance of his screams-

Pughguy2 · Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:12 am Post subject:

any bawde hom ? aint no bawde tah hom at muh plase kneether. ah jus draped in tah see whur dare wemens 'round. ah shure likes round wemens fer shure and ah likes slimder wemens toalso. boy it be cold in here. ah gotta go gets ah coot
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the only thing he has to eat,
is the substance of his screams-

Pughguy2 · Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject:

Maw sade ah might put muh look/'see on here, so ah gonna.
ah bee like 5foot den ah haft, umlike 111 paunds on ah gud day. i have blu i's an muh hare is brown
cept when ah wersh it, it's kindder yeller den. and ah gets all white un purdy when ah gets ah bafh. ah aint lyun.
dat be me
travis turnupseed
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the only thing he has to eat,
is the substance of his screams-

allicreate · Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1147 Location: florida

iz a raek and a spyder, itz cold end iz hoed up inde barn wiz de anumals.